Monday, March 21, 2011

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Once upon a time, long ago, a King who lived in Ireland.
At that time, Ireland was divided into many small kingdoms and the kingdom of
that King was one among those many. Both the King and the kingdom
were not known, and nobody paid much attention.


But one day, King inherited a large diamond of incomparable beauty of a relative who had died
. It was the largest diamond ever known.
left stunned all who were lucky enough to behold. Other
Reyes began to notice this king because if he had a diamond as
, he ought to be something unusual.

The King had the gem set out in a glass case for all that
would, might come to admire. Naturally, a well-armed guards kept
this unique diamond under constant surveillance.
Both the King and the kingdom prospered, and King
attributed to the diamond its good fortune.

One day, one of the guards, nervous, requested permission to see the King. The Guardian
shaking like a leaf. King gave the terrible news: he had appeared
a defect in diamond. It was a crack appeared
right in the middle of the jewel. The King was horrified and went running to the place
that housed the glass case to see for himself
deterioration of the jewel.

was true. The diamond had suffered a hairline fracture in his gut,
defect plainly visible to the outside of the jewel.
decided to call all the jewelers in the kingdom to ask his opinion and advice, but only
gave him bad news. They assured him that the defect in the gem was so deep that if they tried
remedied only thing that would get would be wonderful
lost all its value, and if they risked
split it in half to get two precious stones, gem
could in all likelihood, break into millions of fragments.

While King meditated deeply on those two only sad
options open to them, a jeweler, an old man, who had been the last to arrive
, approached him and said:

- If you give me a week to work in the gem, you may be able
repair.

At first the King gave no credence to his words, because the other jewelers were completely safe
inability to fix it.
Finally the King relented, but with one condition: the jewel
should not leave the royal palace. The old man seemed fine jeweler king's desire.
He was a good place to work, and also accepted
that some guardians monitor their work from outside the door of the makeshift workshop,
while he was working on the jewel.

still costing you a lot, having no other option, the King gave the
offer good old jeweler. Every day, he and the guards walked
nervous at the door of that room. They heard the noise of
stone working tools with very mild shock and friction.
They wondered what he was doing and what would happen if the old
deceived.

After week agreed the old man left the room. The King and the guards rushed
within the same work for the mysterious
jeweler. The King is moved to tears of joy. The crown jewel
had become incomparably more beautiful and valuable
than before! The old man had engraved on the diamond a perfect rose, and the crack
jewel that once divided in half, had become the stem of the rose
. Put
love the things you do and things make sense.
remove them love and became empty.

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A famous swordsman of Japanese swords, said to the Zen adept, he ran to the master Dukuon and said, not without a slight air of triumph, that everything that existed was a vacuum that nothing distinguished the self of you, etc. The master listened a moment in silence, then picked up his pipe and swatted the soldier in the skull.
The man jumped up, grabbed his sword and threatened the man.
"Well," he said calmly. the void is soon fly off.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

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There once was a woodcutter who went to work in a timber. The pay was good and even better working conditions, so the lumberjack set out to do a good job.

The first day was presented to the foreman, who gave him an ax and assigned an area of \u200b\u200bforest.

He enthusiastically went into the forest to clear.

cut in a single day eighteen trees.

"Congratulations," said the foreman. Keep it up.

Encouraged by the words of the foreman, the woodcutter was determined to improve their own work the next day. So that night he went to bed early.

The next morning, before anyone else got up and went to the forest.

Despite their best efforts, failed to cut more than fifteen trees.

"I must be tired, he thought. He decided acostarsecon sunset.

At dawn, got up determined to beat his mark of eighteen trees. However, that day was not even half.

next day they were seven, then five, and the last day spent the whole afternoon trying to clear the second tree.

disturbed by what I would say the foreman, the woodcutter was to tell him what was happening to him and swear and perjure to be making efforts to the limits of weakness.

The foreman asked, "when you sharpen your ax last?".

- Sharpen? I have not had time to sharpen: I've been too busy clearing trees.

What important things we are missing?

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Saturday, March 12, 2011

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The Fisherman and the stones


A fisherman went out every night to the beach to shoot your network, knowing that when the sun rises the fish come ashore to eat clams, so always put your network before dawn.
had a beach cottage and down late at night with the net over his shoulder. Barefoot and half deployed network entered the water. Tonight
which says the story, when I was entering the water he felt his foot struck against something hard in the background.
groping and saw that it was something hard, like stones wrapped in a bag.
Then he thought: "Who is pulling these things weighed on my beach?. And I'm so distracted over each time you'll take me the past ..."

So he left to build the network, bent over, grabbed the bag and pulled out of the water.

was all very dark, and perhaps why, when he again swept away the bag of stones, now on the beach.
and thought 'I'm a moron. "
So he took out his knife, opened the bag and fumbled. There were a few rocks the size of small grapefruits heavy and rounded.
The fisherman returned to think 'who will The pocket idiot for throwing stones into the water. "
instinctively took one, weighed it in his hands and threw it into the sea.
few seconds later he felt the noise of the stone sinking into the distance. Plup!.
Then he reached over and threw another stone. Plup heard again!
and pulled the other way splat!. And then fired two at a time and felt plup-plup! And he tried to throw them further and back and in full force Plup-splat!
And entertained, listening to different sounds, calculating time and testing in pairs, one by one, eyes closed, three ... threw shot and threw stones into the sea.
Until the sun began to rise.
The fisherman felt and touched a stone into the bag.
Then he prepared to throw it farther than others because it was the last and as the sun came out.

And when stretched his arm back to give force to release the sun began to shine, then seeing that the stone had a golden glow and metal caught his attention.
The fisherman stopped the momentum and looked to throw. The stone reflecting the sun between the overlying mold. He rubbed
like an apple on his clothes, and the stone began to glow even more. Amazed
touched and gave realized it was metal. Then begin to rub and clean it with sand and with his shirt, and saw that the stone was of pure gold. A solid gold stone the size of a grapefruit.
But his joy faded when he thought that this stone is probably equal to the others shot.
And then said: "What a fool I was!. I had in my hands a bag full of gold and stone throwing was fascinated by sound stupid rocks when entering the water."

and began to lament and mourn and grieve for lost stones, thinking it was an unfortunate, it was a poor guy a moron, an idiot ...

and start thinking: "If you came in and got a diving suit and if the bottom of the sea, if the day if you bring a team of divers to search for, and cried even more loudly while lamenting ...

finished out the sun and he realized I still had the stone, he realizes that the sun could have taken a second or he could have thrown the stone faster, that might not have been aware of the treasure that was never in your hands. So finally I had a thought treasure, and that this treasure was in itself an enormous fortune for a fisherman as he and the fate means you can have the treasure they still had.

'Hopefully we be wise not to mourn for those stones that perhaps wasted aback by the things that the sea and was capped and can, indeed, ready to see the brilliance of the stones we have and enjoy the eternal present of each ... '

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was once a little boy who wanted to know God.
He knew it was a long journey to get to where God lived, so he prepared his backpack with sandwiches and bottles of chocolate milk and began its journey.

When he had walked three blocks, he met an old woman. She was sitting in the park watching the pigeons.

The boy sat down beside her and opened his backpack. He was about to take a sip of his chocolate milk when he noticed that the old lady looked hungry, so I offered him a sandwich.
She gratefully accepted it and smiled. His smile was so beautiful that the boy wanted to see her again, so he offered a chocolate milk. Again, she smiled. The boy was delighted.

They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling, but never said a word.
As it grew dark, the boy realized how tired he was and got up to leave.
Before giving a few steps, turned around, ran to the old woman and gave her a hug. She offered her smile wider.

When the boy opened the door of his house a while later, his mother was surprised by the joy on his face.
She asked: "What did you do today that made you so happy?" He replied: "I had lunch with God."
But before his mother could respond he added, "And you know what? She has the most beautiful smile I've seen! "

Meanwhile the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to his home. His neighbor was impressed with the reflection of peace on his face and asked, "What did you do today that made you so happy?" And she said
"I ate sandwiches in the park with God." But before your neighbor responded to this, he added: "You know, is much younger than I expected."

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An old Native American was talking to his grandson.

Le said
- "I feel like I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One of them is a wolf angry, violent and vengeful. The other is full of love and compassion."

Grandson asked
"Grandpa, tell me which of the two wolves will win the fight in your heart?"

The grandfather answered:
- "That which I feed." .
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A warm evening. Swallows play having the sky in the background. The wise grandfather walks satisfied with his grandson. A child is alive and awake, full of spiritual concerns, eager for answers.

Grandfather - says breaking the perfect silence of the afternoon - when the body dies, what happens?

- The body dies, but the Self never dies. He is the Self of the whole universe. It is the subtle essence of the whole world.

- Oh, Grandpa! - Laments the boy - do not quite understand. Can you explain better?

- Grab a fruit of that tree.

The boy, hurried, catches it and brings it in his hands.

- Take off the shell - the grandfather says: What do you see?

- The fruit.

- Open the fruit. What do you see?

- Grains.

- Opens a grain. What do you see?

- Tiny pimples.

- Open a. What do you see?

- Nothing, dear grandfather, nothing.

And the grandfather says: That subtle essence which you do not see is the Self keeps up the big tree. It keeps us alive to you and me. Makes the river flow and the fire burn. Encourages all wide open spaces. You, my darling, my beloved grandson, do not see that subtle essence, but it's there ...

The child, satisfied, took her hand trembling and aged in his beloved grandfather. Peacefully merged with the horizon as the sugar melts into the water.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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From time immemorial the Hindu teachers have stressed the need to stay connected with the angle of both the pleasant stillness as unpleasant. They always called fairness, it is clear that energy that allows us to be ourselves in spite of the contingency and vicissitudes, as in the outside world everything is fluctuating.

The disciple diligently took months to receive spiritual teaching mentor. One day, suddenly, the eyes looked amestro the disciple and said

- I know as death.

The disciple was puzzled. I did not understand anything.

- I do not understand, master hesitated do you mean?

The teacher smiled. It was the smile that has reached deep calm.

- My dear, "he said, approach the nearest cemetery, with all the strength of your young and strong lungs, begin shouting all sorts of praise for the dead.

Although shocked, the indications of continued discipleship mentor and went to the cemetery. He started shouting for several minutes to praise the dead. He then returned to the teacher, who asked

- answered by the dead?
- Nothing, master, have not responded at all.
- Okay. Well, now returns to the cemetery and start insulting the dead. It did

disciple. Once at the cemetery began to shout insults at the dead and then returned with the master.

- answered by the dead?
- Nothing, "replied the disciple. Nothing at all.

And the master said

- So you always have to be as one dead, or indifferent to praise and insults.

Master says:

The praise you today, tomorrow you can insult, the insult you today, tomorrow you can flatter. Indifferent to compliments and insults.

(From "Indian Tales" by Ramiro Calle)

Monday, March 7, 2011

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The three wise miracles

Three people were walking along a path in a forest, a scholar with a reputation for miracles, a powerful landowner in place and a little behind them and listening to the conversation, was a young student student wise.
It was then able to address the sage said: - "I have told the people that you are a powerful and inclusive can do miracles. "
-" I'm an old and tired ... how do you think I could do miracles? responded.
- "I have told you heal the sick, make the blind see and come back sane to the insane ... those miracles can only make someone very powerful."
- "Do you mean that? ... You have said, such miracles can only make someone very powerful ... not an old man .. Those miracles God does, I just ask a favor granted sick or for the blind and anyone who has enough faith in God can do the same.
-I want to have the same faith to perform the same miracles that you do ... show me a miracle to believe in your God.
At the insistence of the man powerful, the wise accept show three miracles. And so, looking calm and without any movement asked
- "This morning the sun came out again?
"Yes, of course.
"Well, there you have a miracle ... the miracle of light.
"No, I want to see a miracle, the sun sets, draws water from a stone ... look, there's an injured rabbit next to the sidewalk, touch and heal their wounds.
- Want to see a miracle? It is true that your wife just gave birth a few days ago?.
- Yes! was male and he is my firstborn.
"Here is the second miracle, the miracle of life.
-wise ... you do not understand me, I see a real miracle.
- Are not we at harvest time?, Is there wheat and sorghum where only a few months ago there was land?
"Yes, like every year.
"Well, there you have the third miracle ...
"I think I have explained, what I want ...
His words were cut by the sage, who believes that man's obstinacy and make sure not to understand the wonder that exists in all that he had shown, stated: "I have explained
well, I did everything could do for you if what you find is not what you want, sorry to disappoint you, I've done everything I could do.
said, the powerful landowner withdrew, very disappointed for not having found what he wanted. The scientist and his student were standing on the sidewalk. When the powerful landowner was too far away to see what did the sage and his student, the scholar went to the edge of the sidewalk, took the rabbit, he breathed on him and his wounds were healed, the young man was somewhat disconcerted
"Master, I have seen miracles like this almost every day, why you refused to show him the gentleman an '
-which sought was not a miracle but a show, I showed him three miracles and could not see them. To be king must first be a prince, to become a teacher must first be a student ... you can not ask great miracles if you have not learned to appreciate the little miracles that you show every day.

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Once, I asked Ramesh, one of my teachers in India:

- Why there are people who come easily for more complicated problems, while others suffer from problems very young, drowning in a glass of water?
He just smiled and told me this story ...

"He was a loving individual who lived his entire life.

When he died, everyone said she would go to heaven.

A good man like him could only go to Paradise.

Go to Heaven was not so important to man, but as he was there. At that time, the sky had not yet had a total quality program.

The reception did not work very well.

The girl who was given a quick look at the cards he had on the counter, and as he saw his name on the list, directed him to go to Hell.

In Hell, you know how it is. Nobody demands or invitation card, anyone who comes is invited to enter.

The subject came there and was staying.

few days later, Lucifer became angry at the gates of Heaven to demand an explanation San Pedro:


- This is sabotage! I never imagined I was capable of such baseness.

That you are doing is pure terrorism!

Without knowing the cause of such fury, St. Peter asked in surprise what it was.

Lucifer, deranged, shouted

- that guy you sent to Hell and he's doing a real disaster there. The

was listening to people, looking into his eyes, talking to them.

Now everyone is talking, hugging, kissing. Hell is unbearable, it looks like Paradise! And then he

Order:

- Peter, please grab that guy and bring it over here! "

When Ramesh finished telling this story I looked kindly said

- lives with so much love in my heart, that if error, you were to stop Hell, the devil himself take you back to Paradise.

The problems are part of our lives, but do not let them turn you into a bitter person. The crisis always happen and sometimes you do not have choice.

Your life is sensational and suddenly you discover that a loved one is sick, that the country's economic policy changed, and endless possibilities of concern have emerged.

The crisis can not choose, but you can choose how to address them.

And finally, when problems are resolved, but feel pride at having found the solution, you have pride in yourself.

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A young couple were very much in love and getting married. A few months before the wedding, the bride had an accident and her face was completely disfigured ...

"I can not marry you," he stated in a letter to her boyfriend, "I was strong and very ugly for all, get yourself another young beautiful as you deserve, I am not worthy of you "

A few days later the girl received this response from her boyfriend:" True I am unworthy, I have to inform you that got sick of the view and the doctor told me I'll go blind ... If you're still willing to accept, I still wish to marry you "

and married, and when they did, the groom was already totally blind. They lived 20 years of love, happiness and understanding, she was his guide, became his eyes, his light, love was guided by that tunnel of darkness.

One day when she became seriously ill and dying, lamented let alone among those shadows. The day she died, he opened his eyes to the bewilderment of all., "Not blind" - he said "I pretended to be for my wife not to worry at the thought that he saw her with a disfigured face, now my love lies in it "

True love sees beyond physical beauty, because true love goes to the heart. We live in a world of appearances, which ranks people according to their physical appearance, but true love only beautifies the most expensive beauty treatment, beauty is over, but True love lives forever.


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Once a teacher asked her first graders and they made a drawing of something from which they were grateful. She thought that surely all of them were children of poor families do not have much to thank, and that would draw dishes, or something like that.

However, the teacher was surprised with the picture he drew one of his students ... It was a hand drawn easily and child.

But whose was the hand? The whole class was delighted with that picture.

"I think it must be the hand of God," said a boy

"No, I think that is the hand of a farmer who is feeding the chickens eating" said another.

When finally all went back to work, the professor approached his student and asked him who was the hand.

"It's his hand, a teacher," he murmured.

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In times Buddha's only son died of a woman named Kisagotami.
Unable to bear even the idea of \u200b\u200bnever seeing him again, she left her son's body in bed for many days he cried and cried begging the gods to let him die in turn.
As there was comfort, began to run from one person to another in search of a medicine that will help you live without your child, or otherwise, to die like him.
Le Buddha had said:
Kisagotami went to see Buddha, saluted him and asked,
- Can you make a medicine that heals me this pain or kill me to not feel?
"I know that medicine," said Buddha, "but to prepare I need some ingredients.
- what ingredients? "Asked the woman.
"The most important is a glass of homemade wine," said Buddha.
"Right now I carry it, said Kisagotami. But before he left, Buddha added:
"I need that wine comes from a home where no child has died, spouse, parent, or servant.
The woman nodded and, without wasting time, toured the town, house to house, asking for wine. However, in each house we visited was the same. Everyone was willing to give him the wine, but when asked if someone had died, she found that all men had been visited by death. In one house had died a daughter, in another a servant, in others the husband or a parent. Kisagotami
could not find a home where they had not experienced the suffering of death.
Realizing she was not alone in their grief, the mother broke off the body of his son and went to see Buddha. He knelt before him and said: "Thank ...